I usually see about 2-3 snakes per year when I mow. And I HATE snakes. No, really, I REALLY hate snakes. My head knows we have no poisonous snakes here in southern Minnesota and I know there isn’t anything I should be afraid of, but I absolutely hate how they look and how they move. Shivers go down my spine and my heart nearly stops when one is within my eyesight. Even anything remotely looking like a snake (like a green garden hose in the grass) freaks me out!
2. Bumpy terrain.
Yes, a portion of the ground that I mow is not smooth and flat. Oh, let’s be honest, most of it is not smooth. Believe me, I envy those lawns that are so smooth you literally could play a game of bowling on it. Gouges in my lawn caused by our tractor as it removed snow from last winter really makes a mess of my lawn. This last year was particularly bad. Ruts and piles of soil rubbish everywhere! Mowing around and through this is not fun.
3. A lawn mower with issues.
Don’t get me wrong, I like my lawn mower. It has some great features. I love that it takes a 60″ cut and I love the zero turn capabilities. But it needs to see the walls of a repair shop. The fuel and water temperature gauge does not work. After five hours of lawn mowing, I wonder when I will be sitting out in the middle of the tree orchard because I ran out of gas.
4. Referring back to #1.
Yes, I hate snakes but I also have other “wildlife” that tries to take up residency in my lawn. We have animals that dig holes in the ground and then leave a pile of dirt from the dug up hole. Just last week I had a family of baby rabbits in a nest that was residing in my lawn. Also, I have a mother killdeer that completely freaks out as I mow by the gravel where she has laid eggs. I wish they would just find another place to set up home because I don’t like seeing tiny baby rabbits scurrying everywhere (because I really don’t want to run them over) and a hyperactive killdeer freaking out and acting like she has a broken wing!
5. Digging dirt out of my eyes and nose for 3 days after mowing.
Lawn mowing is a really, really dirty job. No getting around it. No matter how careful I am I look like I just crawled out of a hole in the ground. Dirt is EVERYWHERE. Dirt in my nose, eyes and ears. When I finish my job, I strip my clothes and head for the shower. Immediately. And, yes, sometimes clothes stripping is done before entering the house. Thank goodness for remote living in the country.
But when the job done, I really do like the look and the smell of a freshly mowed lawn.
And then . . .I do it all over the following week . . .